goddarnit to heck

[goddarnit to heck]

[tatzelwurming]

crawling sound

[tatzelwurming]

crawling sound

[tatzelwurming]

crawling sound

[tatzelwurming]

crawling sound

[taur]

[goddarnit to heck]

Anonymous asked:

do you have any gender related tips

sweatermuppet answered:

get a big pair of boots

[goddarnit to heck]

[vampireapologist]

drake?

[stardustodinson]

josh?

[vampireapologist]

where’s the body of christ?

[radioactive-snake]

[goddarnit to heck]

[wombrion]

[goddarnit to heck]

[disableddyke]

onion not even doing satire at this point

[goddarnit to heck]

[occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey]

I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

[pinene]

I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I'm camped out on the shitter today yeehaw

[occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey]

you are so beautiful in every way

[pinene]

We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible

[goddarnit to heck]

[berryvegan]

😭😭 I love piggies so much

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

So all that time my mom said “your room is a pigsty” she was complimenting me

[carugato]

I thought everyone would appreciate knowing there was an update cause someone sent her a bouquet to decorate her place 🥺

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Omg

[goddarnit to heck]

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[goddarnit to heck]

[farmlesbians]

so real

[goddarnit to heck]

[discodeerdiary]

Back when I used to walk around my college in a corduroy blazer and slacks I didn't call it "dark academia" I called it "professor drag" and the purpose was to smoothly walk into parts of campus I wasn't supposed to access